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memnoch
June 8th, 2005, 02:01 PM
not sure where this should go


Woman charged with smuggling fish in skirt
Customs officials hear 'flipping' noises, find 51 tropical species

The Associated Press
Updated: 3:43 p.m. ET June 6, 2005


SYDNEY, Australia - There must have been something fishy about the way she walked. Customs officials said Monday they stopped a woman as she arrived Friday in the southern city of Melbourne on a flight from Singapore and found 51 live tropical fish allegedly hidden in a specially designed apron under her skirt.

"During the search customs officers became suspicious after hearing 'flipping' noises coming from the vicinity of her waist," the Australian Customs Service said in a press release. "An examination revealed 15 plastic water-filled bags holding fish allegedly concealed inside a purpose-built apron."

The species of fish was not immediately known, but customs officials warned they could carry diseases that could decimate Australian fish if they escaped into local rivers.

Customs officers will charge the woman once they establish what species the fish are. If convicted of smuggling wildlife, she faces a fine of up to U.S. $83,617 and could also get a prison sentence of up to 10 years.

katie727
June 8th, 2005, 02:08 PM
:jawdrop: i think that would be uncomfortable hehe

Galaxia
June 8th, 2005, 02:46 PM
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Sahariel
June 8th, 2005, 02:47 PM
....

c'mon now...what's really the point in smuggling fish? *sighs* people will do anything to make a buck, eh?

Trithemius
June 8th, 2005, 03:03 PM
I can just imagine what bags of water and flopping fish bouncing around under a skirt would sound like! :lol: :lol:

NiftyWings
June 8th, 2005, 03:21 PM
I saw this on Dave Barry's Blog. LMAO!

Tzhebee
June 8th, 2005, 03:30 PM
Great, just what we needed....another excuse to compare what's under a womans' skirt to fish. :gagged:

:lol:

Athena-Nadine
June 8th, 2005, 03:33 PM
Great, just what we needed....another excuse to compare what's under a womans' skirt to fish. :gagged:

:lol:

:eek: :rotfl:

memnoch
June 8th, 2005, 03:48 PM
Great, just what we needed....another excuse to compare what's under a womans' skirt to fish. :gagged:

:lol:

thank you I avoided all comparisons for a reason, glad to see someone else point it out

gwendar
June 8th, 2005, 03:54 PM
Great, just what we needed....another excuse to compare what's under a womans' skirt to fish. :gagged:

:lol:


Icky! :lol:


What a strange thing to do, though, eh?

Old Witch
June 8th, 2005, 04:48 PM
Oh Good Goddess!! Just when you think you've heard all the strangest stuff...... :goodgrief :2G: :whatgives

Jenne
June 8th, 2005, 04:56 PM
The ingenuity of the human species (not to mention weirdness and stupidity) never ever ceases to amaze me!

Strega Del Vento
June 8th, 2005, 05:24 PM
:holycow: :rotfl:

That's about all I have to say about that. Hahaha

Katya
June 8th, 2005, 06:56 PM
that's.. weird.

QUEEN OF THE DAMNED
June 8th, 2005, 07:00 PM
Ha ha screw her. Stupid bloody woman! Try and wreck our waters and kill our sea life will you.....grrr

I thought it was funny when I read the start until I read that it was in Australia....little too close to home.

:lol:

HeavensHope
June 8th, 2005, 07:04 PM
lol.....oh, my gosh that's too funny. hehe

9-2-2
June 8th, 2005, 07:06 PM
Fish, inside her skirt...

Ack, my mind is in the gutter. :fpartyhat

Strega Del Vento
June 8th, 2005, 10:48 PM
Fish, inside her skirt...

Ack, my mind is in the gutter. :fpartyhat

Fear not, my mind is keeping yours company there.. Hahaha

:lol:

Ninjakitten
June 9th, 2005, 02:59 AM
Mine too! I was so trying to refrain from saying anything!

LadyTrinity
June 9th, 2005, 09:16 AM
Now it will smell like tuna and minnoe's :foh:

HorseCrow
June 9th, 2005, 09:48 AM
:T Poor fish....

Dio
June 9th, 2005, 12:30 PM
If I heard 'flipping noises' coming from inside someone's skirt, I really don't think I would have wanted to know why.