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Djiril
June 30th, 2005, 08:26 PM
A little known incident that happened back in 1999:
http://www.theonion.com/news/index.php?issue=3520 (http://www.theonion.com/news/index.php?issue=3520)


MOSCOW—Official reports from the Kremlin Tuesday confirmed that the Society for Creative Anachronism, a group of medieval-wargames hobbyists, seized control of Russia in a bloodless coup over the weekend.
Above: SCA members guard the recently seized St. Basil's Cathedral.
"Weakened by food shortages, political instability and widespread economic chaos, our military's combined forces proved no match for the enemy's rattan-and-duct-tape broadswords and homemade weaponry," said deposed Russian president Boris Yeltsin during a national radio address in which he relinquished rulership to the "Principality Of The Mists," one of several dozen SCA "kingdoms."
"I can't tell you how humiliating this is," he added.

Jolixte
June 30th, 2005, 08:31 PM
*dies laughing* I love the onion.

Mòrag Elasaid Ní Dhòmhnaill
June 30th, 2005, 09:40 PM
Thanks for posting that. To think I forgot how funny the onion could be. :nonono: