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    Lightbulb Motorcycle Jousting

    How come this sport hasn't been invented yet?
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    The traditional jousting stick is to heavy for the weight distribution of a man and motorcycle, it causes the bike to tilt to far forward on it's front wheel resulting in a complete annihilation of the vehicle. Attempts have been made to lighten the stick but it results in a pole not long enough to ensure victory or strong enough to kill the opponent sufficiently.


    This video, mind the mild foul language in the beginning, demonstrates the latest efforts.


    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nLUJfnvCxw8
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    When I was young, my neighbor and I did bicycle jousting with whiffle ball bats... I clocked him soooo hard.
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    The answer is simple, two words. Quad. Bike.


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    Reminds me of that scene from Borat where he wants to buy a car but wants to know how fast he has to run into the gypsies in order to cause damage.
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